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Dragonesta

i'm here to die
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Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legimately have to tag 11 people.

My Questions

1. If you met the alternate-universe version of yourself, what would be the first thing you'd do?
kill justin beiber and blame it on the alternate universe me

2. How much wood- no. A serial killer is right behind you. Grab the item to your left to defend yourself with. What is it?
an empty can of coke... im screwed

3. What is your favourite fake name?
Shayera hawkeye

4. The world is ending! What is the first thing you do?
steal a rocket and save my self

5. You've just been turned into a __insert animal here___ what do you do?
hawk my fave animal... fly around and feel free

6. What, in your opinion are the slowest and the fastest ways to die?
slowest way to die: living life -.- fastest way: bullet to the head

7. Would you sleep with Barney Stinson?
FUCK NO

8. What is your favorite god of any of the following: Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse, Hindu?
Ares -.- i know its a guy but god of war y wouldnt you want to be him

9. What is your favourite aspect of life? Bacon is not an answer.
hanging out with people who enjoy your company.

10. If you had a Death Note, whos name would you write in it first?
sarah coburn or my sister

11. If you could bring one person back to life by sacrificing another, who would you sacrifice?
sarah coburn

liam i cant be bothered doing it anymore
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Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
(X) Kissed a member of the same sex.
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(X) Are/been in love.
( ) Dumped someone.
( ) Been fired
(X) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(X) Had a crush on an older person.
(X) Skipped class. (Music centre counts.)
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
(X) Seen someone/something die.
SO FAR: 6

Level 4
(X) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
( ) Been to Paris.  
( ) Been to Spain.
(X) Been on a plane.
(X) Thrown up from drinking. (It doesn't say it had to be alchohol .. )
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Been snowboarding.
(x) Met someone in person through the internet. (Yeah, although we were sorta introduced.)
(X) Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship.
(X) Taken painkillers.
(X) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(X) Made a snow angel. (REBEL)
SO FAR:13

Level 7
(x) Had a tea party. (what type?)
(x) Flown a kite.
(x) Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding.
(x) Played dress-up.
SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves.
(x) Gone sledding. (In the snow )
(x) Cheated while playing a game.
(x) Been Lonely.
(X) Fallen asleep at work/school. (I CAN'T SLEEEPPPP!!!)
SO far:22

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set or rise.
(X) Felt an earthquake.
( ) Killed a snake.
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Been tickled.
(x) Been robbed/vandalized. (I had 20 pens at the start of last year...)
( ) Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood.
SO FAR: 27

Level 12
(x) Won a contest.
( ) Been suspended from school.
(X) Had detention.
(X) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.
SO FAR: 30

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
( ) Danced in the moonlight.
SO FAR: 30

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look.
(X) Witnessed a crime. (Well, it was against the law and I was watching...)
( ) Pole danced.  
(x) Questioned your heart.
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes.
SO FAR: 34

Level 15
(X) Squished barefoot through the mud.
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world.
(x) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like you were dying.
SO FAR: 36

Level 16
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
( ) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(X) Sang karaoke.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 40

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(x) Made prank phone calls.
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Kissed in the rain. (TMI)
SO FAR: 44

Level 18
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus.
( ) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles. (SO PRETTY!!!)
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere.
SO FAR: 46

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party.
(X) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading.
(x) Had a wish come true.  
( ) Been humped by a monkey.
SO FAR: 49

Level 20
( ) Worn pearls.
(x) Jumped off a bridge.
(X) Screamed bad words
( ) Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 51

Level 21
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
( ) Kicked a fish.
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes.
( ) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars.
SO FAR: 52

Level 22:
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
(x) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
(X) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours.
(x) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 56

Level 23
( ) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
(x) Had/been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone.
SO FAR: 59

Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
(X) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
(X) Gone streaking.
(x) Visited a jail.
SO FAR: 63

Level 25
(x) Played chicken.
(X) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on. (Pool, lake, same diff')
(X) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused.
SO FAR: 67

Level 26
(X) Caught a fish then ate it later.
( ) Made a porn video/got asked to make one.
( ) Caught a butterfly.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried so hard you laughed.
SO FAR: 70

Level 27
( ) Mooned/flashed someone.  
(x) Had someone moon/flash you.
(X) Cheated on a test.
(x) Forgotten someone's name.
( ) French braided someone's hair.
(X) Gone skinny dipping.
(x) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 75

Level 28
(x) Rode a roller coaster.
(X) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
( ) Had a cavity.
(x) Blackmailed someone.
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 79

Level 29
(x) Been used.
(x) Fell going up the stairs.
( ) Licked a cat.
( ) Bitten a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 81

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
( ) Flattened someone's tires.
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on. (Careless grandparents)
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 82

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Mr. Cool.   
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy CHUGGINGTON, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse...
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well my great grandma kicked the bucket this morning at the age of 95ish
the werid thing is i don't really care i don't know why i just don't care for human deaths.
i sound like a bitch.
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LIAM I THINK U MIGHT LIKE DOING THIS
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (caps are the ones u are.)
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'M EMO, SO I MUST CUT MY WRISTS.
I'M A GIRL, SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I'm a negro so I must carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz
I'm Jamacain so I must smoke weed.
I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY, SO I MUST LIVE ON A FARM.
I'm haitian so I must eat cat.
I'm asiain, so I must be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.
I'M A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, SO I WILL GO TO HELL
I'm a Christian, so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'M ATHEIST SO I MUST HATE THE WORLD.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST BE EVIL AND HAVE NO MORALS
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am liberal, so I must be gay.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so i must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a Cheerleader, so I must be a whore...
I'm a dancer, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a slut.
I'm a Punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals
I'm Italian, so I must have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I must be a terrorist!
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.
I'M INTO THEATER & ART, SO I MUST BE A HOMO-SEXUAL
I'm a vegetarian so I must be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE A PLAYER.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, SO I MUST BE A HOE.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, SO I MUST BE GAY TOO
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13
I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas
Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction
I'M A VIRGIN SO I MUST BE PRUDE
I'M STRAIGHT EDGE SO I MUST BE VIOLENT.
I'M A FEMALE GAMER, SO I MUST BE UGLY... OR CRAZY.
I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'M A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, SO I MUST BE FAT.
I'M SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY.
I'm a skater so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm mixed so I must be screwed up.
I'M A FEMALE, SO I MUST NOT SWEAR.
I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I must be a dork.
I'm Mormon so I must be perfect
I'M WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS SO I MUST THINK I'M BLACK
I'M GOTH SO I MUST MUST WORSHIP THE DEVIL
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'M NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I'M OVERWEIGHT, SO I MUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SELF CONTROL. (um im over weight but i nearly have a six pack who knew BMI'S could be wrong)
I'm Preppy, so I  must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I must think every person I see is hot.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'M A PREP, SO I MUST BE RICH. (PRIVATE SCHOOL IS EQUIVILENT)
I don't like the sun so I must be an albino.
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I must be a pussy.
I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, SO I MUST SMOKE AND DRINK TOO.
I hHAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, SO I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON'T.
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, SO I MUST BE AM OVER CONTROLLING BITCH. (I CARE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT)
MY HAIR GREASY A LOT, SO I MUST HAVE NO HYGIENE SKILL.
I'M DEFENSIVE, SO I MUST BE OVER CONTROLLING AND A BITCH.
I'm a nudist, so I must want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.
I hang out with a former prostitute.. So I must be a whore myself.
I'm Texan so I must ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a fangirl so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I watch porn so I musy be perverted.
I'm an only child so I must be spoiled.
I'M INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK.
I am American so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm welsh so I must love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, SO I MUST BE EMO.
I'm Canadian, so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'M A FEMINIST, SO I MUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEXUALITY AND I WANT TO CASTRATE EVERY MAN ON EARTH.
I'm A TEENAGER, SO I MUST HAVE STEREOTYPE.
I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I LIKE BLOOD, SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRE.
I SON'T LIKE YAOI OR YURI, SO I MUST BE A HOMOPHOBE
I'M NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT...I MUST BE A TREE HUGGING HIPPY
I have a fan character, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, SO I MUST BE HAVING CYBER SEX.
I'm pagan so I must worship Satan
I'm Conservative, so I must be against Abortion BUT I AM!!!!!
I LIKE CARTOONS, SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
I LIKE READING, SO I MUST BE A LONER.
I have my own spiritual ideology; therefore I must be wrong or misguuided.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST.
I'M A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, SOI MUST BE A PEDANTIC BASTARD.
I'M GOTHIC, SO I MUST BE MEAN.
I'M STRONG SO I MUST BE STUPID.
I'M AUSTRALIAN SO I MUST HUNT CROCODILES AND TALK TO KANGAROO'S
I'M FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, SO I MUST BE A CUTTER TOO.
I am an honor student, so I must be a nerd.
I CRY EASILY, SO I MUST BE A WIMP.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING PERFECTIONIST
I'M A PERFECTIONIST SO I MUST CHECK EVERYTHING TEN TIMES, THEN BURST INTO TEARS WHEN THERE IS A MISTAKE
I DON"T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE SO I MUST BE HAVING PROBLEMS
I don't get staright A'S so I must have failed a grade.
I GET ANGRY EASILY, SO I MUST BE VIOLENT AND ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
I LIKE NATURAL DISASTERS SO I MUST HAVENO HEART
I'M PROUD OF BEING RANDOM, SO I MUST HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE
I'M AUSTRALIAN SO I MUST BE A BOGAN
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over the course of the last couple of weeks ive had a shit life. my bf broke my heart, i've caused self harm, ive wanted to kill my self, i broke down in my hummanities class and i broke down at recess all in the same day, i wasnt able to eat or drink for three days cause i was so depressed, my ipod has craped out on me, i gave up tennis after 9years of it, and to top it all off i have 8 exams next week.

now that im in such a shit and depressed mood is there anything else the world wants to through at me cause im sure nothing could make my life more miserable.
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